i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Just pee around me
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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