I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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