Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
