Banned from zoo.
Again?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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