Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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