would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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