I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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