What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Text me some of your sweat
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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