And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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