bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
tell me about the fingering
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