I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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