I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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