I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
ok first of all what the fuck
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