Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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