Dual....:-)
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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