She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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