I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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