BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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