He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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