Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
id be glad to
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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