i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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