I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Randomize