Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.

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(386): View more from Florida

its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?

(410): View more from Maryland

you are way too vulgar to be a girl

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(206): View more from Washington

When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...

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(816): View more from Missouri

i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous

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(805): View more from California

Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores

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(732): View more from New Jersey

after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.

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