Why are handjobs necessary in class?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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