You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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