I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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