I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
