her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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