That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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