So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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