how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There r osticjed everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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