What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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