what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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