i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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