He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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