i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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