Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
How many fucks given?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?