I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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