Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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