I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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