she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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