What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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