your thong is hanging out like whoa
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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