we have officially lost it.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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