He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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