none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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