Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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