I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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