I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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