I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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