I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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