So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
