She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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