I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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