Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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